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18

Apr

"I Brake for….."

I really don’t understand those bumper stickers. Like, I passed a car today with one that said “I brake for tubas" …..oh thank god! I was so worried that one was gonna get hit with all those tubas running around.

=P

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Apr

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31

Mar

The “Cool Girl”

"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl.”

-Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

27

Mar

The epitome of vacation for me yesterday was being able to sit down an watch an episode of a TV show online….honestly can’t remember last time i had time for that.

(although I did have to turn off my phone in order to do this =P )

26

Mar

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24

Mar

Perfectionism is self-abuse of the highest order.
Ann Wilson Schaff (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

19

Mar